lunedì 17 dicembre 2007

Le Massime dell' ANIMALE....e del Presidente

Raccolta di Massime in vernacolo by Francesco Alessandri

34 commenti:

Alessandro Pardocchi ha detto...

e ti càà la Befana !!!

(quando improvvisamente qualcuno o qualcosa ti mette in difficoltà)

Alessandro Pardocchi ha detto...

T' HANNO FATTO MORBIDO COME UN PORPO...

(il risultato dopo che hai preso una scarica di botte)

Alessandro Pardocchi ha detto...

LA FAVA S'INGROSSA !!!

(quando si aggiunge un compagno nuovo durante la corsetta della mattina)

Alessandro Pardocchi ha detto...

SONO SUDICIO COME UN BASTONE DA POLLAIO...

Anonimo ha detto...

per essé più grezzi si può anche dire "...come un BACCHIO da pollaio"

Alessandro Pardocchi ha detto...

Sabato prima dell'allenamento:

"oggi ir tempo fà onco a bai"

(Brutta Giornata)

Alessandro Pardocchi ha detto...

Del Presidente:

"LA VITA E' TUTTA SPORT E TUBI"

(non lo' so' cosa vuol dire chiedetelo a lui )

Alessandro Pardocchi ha detto...

Del President:

la legge del trombaio :

.... misura due volte e taglia una !!

(contralla pure ma sii deciso in quello che fai) ???.... penso voglia dire così

Alessandro Pardocchi ha detto...

CON UNO CI PICCHIAVA QUELL'ALTRO

Anonimo ha detto...

....stamattina durante la corsa abituale, ore 6,50

...come diano a Livorno:
"LA FIA TI FA, E LA FIA TI DISFA'"

Anonimo ha detto...

l'omini invece vorrebbero disfà e basta!
i nasi delle fie!
hahahahah
se mi posso includere nella categoria?!

Anonimo ha detto...

l'altra sera mentre si correva in pineta l'animale ha detto:
"vedi queste filgiiole han visto le giornate che s'allungano..e vengano in pineta a buttà giù il COROLLO!"

Anonimo ha detto...

La domanda..sorge spontanea..:
- ma che l'Animale lo sa che viene "diffamato".. così pubblicamente on web ..?
Quello se ci rincorre e ci chiappa tutti...!!

Anonimo ha detto...

non si dice mica nulla di male!!
anzi mi son divertita di brutto a correre...e si sa che per me non è un boccone legeero il running!

Anonimo ha detto...

"andava così strascihoni che pareva un cencio da dare in terra"
(Austrian Double 2007)

Anonimo ha detto...

L'atleti veri non cacano prima delle gare....la riadoperano!! detta dall'Animale all'uscita della piscina

Anonimo ha detto...

ore 6,45, corsa del mattino:
e si gronda si!
"dopo la prima volta che una donna viene a letto con me, un c'e' verso che ci ritorni:e sudi troppo!!"
allora meglio suda' a corre!!

Alessandro Pardocchi ha detto...

ore 11:00 di domenica 8 giugno: Daniele Valiani alias "Capitan harlock" a detto una massima spettacolare riferendosi ad una donna che è peggio quando si trucca che quando è acqua e sapone.... " E' come quel pittore che disegno' la Madonna ... da quanto la vorse fà bella fece una puttana"

Anonimo ha detto...

ore 7,15 in pineta, dopo un'oretta di corsa il suo mitico cane in forma strepitosa, si avvicina ad un altro cane che gli si fa incontro scappando dalla propria padrona già leggermente spaventata e timorosa:i cani iniziano un rito di cordiale amoreggiamento...e lui:signora, è una femmina?....iiiiiiih, risponde lei impaurita dai corteggiamenti reciproci fatti di morsi e sgrignate...... ECCO, SIAMO A DAMA!!!!!
gli ha già messo le zampe addosso....c'è da corre un'altra ora, per aspettallo!!!

Anonimo ha detto...

Spiderman il saggio dice:

nella quantità ci sta la qualità!
è la legge dei grandi numeri!

Anonimo ha detto...

sempre il saggio Spider dice:

in questo mondo tutti si garba a qualcuno!

Anonimo ha detto...

dopo aver vinto il campionato italiano di Olimpico, messaggino del lunedi sera...tarda:
"hai dato al porco? O domani si corre...io parto alle 7...
Maremma diavola che gasse che ha......!!!

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